Thunder, God and Bowling

I was looking through an old journal and I came across a notation of one of Kye's perspectives on the world.

Mom: "Kye did you hear the thunder last night?"

Kye: "My ears don't work when I am sleeping."

Mom: "Ah well, it was loud almost like God was bowling up there. It was so loud I bet he got a strike!"

Kye: "Yeah, because God IS like the oldest person."