I was looking through an old journal and I came across a notation of one of Kye's perspectives on the world.
Mom: "Kye did you hear the thunder last night?"
Kye: "My ears don't work when I am sleeping."
Mom: "Ah well, it was loud almost like God was bowling up there. It was so loud I bet he got a strike!"
Kye: "Yeah, because God IS like the oldest person."